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Balcony Blues (2 of 10)

note: the original fiction series continues!

I saw a very attractive Asian girl today at my bookstore – the East Village one – and I regret not having approached her while she flipped through the latest issue of ID Magazine. She wore faded and slightly torn jeans with a white t-shirt and a white Adidas warm-up jacket with red stripes. She also wore a gray-colored beret over her ponytail, which I thought was very cute. She must’ve been in her early twenties, either a college student or just recently graduated.

As a shrewd businessman, I usually avoid checking out my customers, but occasionally, I’ll give in to my vanity and open dialogue with a stranger by mentioning that I am the owner of the store. The targets of this egotistical exercise are usually pretty young women who tend to browse through art, design, or literary publications. I once approached a girl who was reading Evelyn Waugh’s Vile Bodies and asked if she had tried Brideshead Revisited. We ended up dating for a few weeks, and we might’ve had something serious if I hadn’t attended a conference for independent bookstore owners in San Francisco and met a foxy 26-year old who was trying to launch an online shop for rare first edition books. I stayed in San Francisco for five more days and had frequent (and amazing) sex followed by thoughtful conversations about rare collectibles. I haven’t talked to either of them since, and I doubt that anything more could’ve developed from trying.

I read this fiction piece by Jonathan Franzen in the New Yorker called “Breakup Stories,” which is an interesting take on the various ways that couples might part – a mix of infidelities, miscommunication, and angst that contribute to separation and divorces. Trying to get my creative juices flowing, I started writing a series of scenarios about how couples get together called “How They Met.” Nothing too original, but it’s been fun exploring the possibilities. A dog-walker who ends up dating his client, a wealthy Wall Street banker; a photo store clerk falling for a photographer with every new roll she drops off; a married man who spots a beauty half his age in Union Square and posts a Missed Connections entry on Craigslist only to have it answered, leading to a full-blown extra-marital affair and eventually, a second marriage; a hip bookstore owner – wink – who hosts a touring bestseller author and wins her heart over a cup of coffee after the Q&A session. Well, it was really just for a night, but in this piece, they get married. And so on. I felt like I couldn’t stop, but I got tired and decided to have a beer.

Which I’ve just about finished. Sam Adams goes down smooth in the summer. Time for forties noir on Turner Movies Classics!

Balcony Blues (1 of 10)

note: new serial fiction from yours truly

On a moderate night like this, I like to walk out onto my balcony to enjoy a cold beer and a cigarette. It’s actually not much of a balcony as it is a slab of concrete slapped onto the side of this aging gray-colored apartment complex. I pay $2300 a month for my studio, which these days, isn’t so bad for New York, especially when you have a subway stop only half a block away. I like to call myself a writer since I spend more than half of my time in front of my typewriter, which I bought at an antique shop for $400 a couple of years ago. Supposedly some famous journalist had used it while reporting for the Sunday Evening Post. I’ve actually had a couple of articles published in my neighborhood paper – the free ones that often compete with Gay City and Village Voice for attention on street corners. One article was about commemorating the fifth anniversary of 9/11 and what living in New York has been like since that day. I received a few letters from kind readers thanking me for the piece. Another article was a restaurant review of a newly opened Thai joint a few blocks from my apartment. The shrimp pad thai was delicious and the staff was very friendly. I gave it two out of three stars.

When I’m not writing, or trying to write, I’m usually stopping by at the two bookstores that I own in the city. Yep, I’m a small business owner, and a successful one at that. My bookstores, you see, aren’t your average book-off-the-shelves kind of store. I’ve turned my store into a sort of reading salon, where seating and lighting are plentiful and you can pay $3 for strong coffee that we make from organic Colombian coffee beans. Book sales are average, but we make a very nice margin on the pastries and beverages. Then again, we’re not much different from your local bookstore – we invite authors to come and sign books and answer questions, we give tote bags to customers who spend over $50 on books, and we offer gift cards that come in five different designs. Of course, I do have a few restrictions – no children’s books, no books by authors that have been on the New York Times Bestseller list for more than five weeks, and no self-help books. But okay, enough about my stores – they’re hip and cool and a haven for both seasoned and budding intellectuals.

Anyway, before I finish smoking this cigarette, one thought I wanted to share that came across my mind today was about this one girl I used to date in high school. Her name was Yuri and she was a cute Japanese girl with these distinct bangs that covered her forehead. One thing she always did was to plan out every single hour of her day the previous night and the amazing thing was that she actually executed her plans more often than not. Of course, with my teenage horniness at its peak, I did my best to derail her efforts, but eventually she would even find a way to schedule in our intimate moments as if it was just one more thing on the checklist. Spontaneity was not her thing. I never thought much of it then – just an annoying habit which was quickly forgotten when she removed her clothes, but today, as I was walking through Washington Square, I suddenly thought of her and wondered if it was because she was a child of divorce. Perhaps the instability of her childhood and adolesence, at least from a family perspective, made her want to create for herself an environment that was well under control and very predictable. And thinking about it today, I sort of felt bad for her, seeing that I was from a stable family background and spoiled to the bone by my mother and grandma, who fed and cleaned up after me until the day I left for college. But I’m sure she’s out there somewhere now, perhaps together with a lover who’ll give her the opportunity to provide a stable and happy family for her kids. Gosh, which does remind me of the time we had to go to the clinic, but that’s another story for another time.

I’m gonna go back inside and watch CNN now.

About Eating and “Eating”

So I finally launched the blog about restaurants this weekend. While it’s always nice to talk up a nice plan, it’s even better to get the thing actually done. It’s called PK Eats: New York Dining Journal and it’s not so much a recap of restaurants as it is a series of topical discussions inspired by visits to restaurants. We’ll see how that goes.

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note: fiction!

Winnie emptied the yellow packet of Splenda into her coffee and stirred with the short metal spoon.

“You know, it’s going to take us another five hours at this rate. We should’ve just taken the shuttle plane,” she said.

I pretended not to hear her and browsed through the menu. Diners in New Jersey, even all the way in the southern part of the state, seemed to have that dingy fluorescent-light feel. The menu was bent at the corners and the clear plastic cover was not as clear anymore. The waitress was a walking stereotype – chain-smoking middle aged dirty-blonde white woman with terribly aged skin and a bit too much makeup.

“What would you like, honey?” the waitress asked in a nasal voice while chewing gum.

“I’ll have the pancake deluxe,” I said.

“How would you like your eggs?”

“Sunnyside up, please.”

“And you want bacon, Candian ham, or sausage?”

“Sausage would be great. Thank you.”

The waitress took down my order and walked away. Winnie, who never seemed to get hungry, sipped on her coffee.

“You know, it sorta sucks that New Jersey doesn’t let you smoke indoors anymore. I totally crave a cigarette right now,” she said.

I played with my knife and stirred the ice cubes in my glass of water. I thought about the time I put ice on Winnie’s nipples and how hard it made them. She had small breasts, but her nipples were nice.

“So what time does this conference start?” she asked.

“I think 8PM,” I replied.

“We’re totally not going to make it. We shouldn’t have stopped here,” she said. She tapped her feet impatiently.

“We’d be stuck on the Turnpike either way,” I said. “Might as well eat and hope that it clears up when we get back on it.”

“Well, it might’ve cleared up already. I don’t know. Just don’t like being late,” she said.

I was slightly annoyed by the comment since Winnie wasn’t the most punctual person, but I didn’t say anything. I shuffled packets of Sweet’n’Lo, Equal, and Splenda. Pastels of pink, yellow, and blue. Something in light green would be nice, I thought.

Our waitress returned with my order. I began by eating the two eggs. Runny, sunny-side up – goes down smooth if you eat it whole one at a time.

“Did you just put one entire egg in your mouth?” Winnie asked, both curious and disgusted.

I nodded and quickly chewed before allowing most of it to slide down my throat. I repeated and kept the yolk intact.

Next up were the pancakes. I lifted open the small syrup packet and spread it evenly across the pancakes along with the butter, which had already begun melting on the warm pancake surface. I used my knife and fork to cut large triangles and began to eat. After a bite of pancake, I alternated with a bite of the sausage, which oozed with grease and provided the salty foil to the sweetness of the syrup-drenched pancake. Delicious.

“You need to slow down when you eat,” Winnie said, her eyes still fixed on me. I drank some water to help wash down the food.

“Yum,” I said.

I finished my meal and took a few minutes to catch my breath. I did eat too fast.

I walked over to the cash register and paid. I left a few dollars for the waitress on the table.

“Okay, let’s go,” I said.

“Can we listen to something else in the car? You’ve played the same CD for the past two hours,” she complained.

“Sure,” I said. I felt incredibly full and wondered if food coma would hit when we got on the road again.